Entertain me… It’s like a treasure hunt!

I wrote the following letter to my dad.  I’m just going to copy and paste it.  If you enjoy football, and hate writers that don’t know what they’re talking about (what, don’t look at me), you’ll love this.

Go to this website:

http://sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/nfl/news;_ylt=AtGuA7Q2sdzFPM9a4r0xZee5bZ8u?slug=rotowire-eco_10week4

Now read the paragraph titled: “Why aren’t there more Antonio Cromarties?”

Focus on the sentence: “At 6-foot-2, 210 pounds, Cromartie, who did a decent job on Marshall on Sunday night…”

Now go to this website:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7868

Look at his week 3 stats versus the NY Jets.

Now think about the writer’s sentence about Cromartie defending Marshall. Now look at the stats. Now compare. Now look at the stats. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Now take a deep breath, and return to work.

That is all.

 

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